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While surfing the net I happened to come across a
not-to-bad web site. Entitled New
Grounds this web site was definately one of the cooler
web sites out there. If you have been browsing this site you
would know that I, well, unlike other people (sarcasm) don't
like Osama.
Well he blew up a lot of shit. But any way that's not the
point. While searching through the internet for information
about him I came across this website. Basically
it is a site full of games where you get to sit in George
Bush's chair and blow the crap out of Bin Laden.
So why don't you visit it and enjoy. Or, you could read the
reviews for the games I played there... here. And there's
a link from every review to the particular game. So, enjoy.
Note: click on a game pic to view the full size image.
Name: War
on Terrorism I:
Size: 673KB
Score: 10/10
Comments: This is by far one of the best games on Newgrounds
and it is no wonder it is at the top of their list. You
have a selection 3 weapons and you shoot Afghans through 4
levels. The last being the most satisfying (*wink* osama *wink*)....
but you'll have to play to find out.
Name: War
on Terrorism II
Size: 1097KB
Score: 9/10 (more of the original)
Comment: This game is just as fun as War on Terrorism
I but basically it is more of the same. It has four levels
just like the original but I got bored of it and quit. It
is still worth a play though and there are now innocent civilians.
So you, as a Special Ops soldier have to make a decision whether
to shoot a Taliban who is firing from behind a civilian or
not to take the risk. But besides that it's more of the same,
and the fourth level is nowhere as much fun as the fourth
level in the original.
Name: Bin
Blaster
Size: 477Kb
Score: 10/10 (woooohoooo!!!)
Comment: You are an operative loaded with an 8-gauge
shotgun and your job is to blow Osama's fucken head clean
off his body! Definately not a game for people with a weak
stomach (or for people who like Osama, hello, is there anyone
out there?). Fortunately once you kill the first Osama 8 more
come out so you have 8 times as much fun!!! Less than 500KB
too.
Name: Fry
Bin Laden
Size: 753Kb
Score: 4/10
Comment: Yes, we all want to fry Bin Laden on an electric
chair but this game just doesn't capture that feel, you have
a choice of 2000, 20 000 or 200 000 volts. Sure it's fun but
you don't feel any kind of gratification because it's just
too fake and the sound effects are way lame. Trully an amateur
effort and not worth checking out.
Name: Terror
War: Da Payback
Size: 596Kb
Score: 6/10
Comment: This game seems incomplete and poorly made.The
concept is that you are armed with about 150 nuclear war heads
and you have to bomb Iraqian targets, including their holy
ground (which I don't see the point of but anyway). While
playing Saddam tries to contact you and threaten you. The
problem is that there really is nothing spectacular about
this game and it is way too easy. The only part where it is
possible to fail is when Osama's plane leaves and you have
to bomb it. Which you would have to be an idiot to miss. However
it is funny when at the end Iraq looks like a block of cheese
( remember that cheese has holes in it ).
Name: Dress
up Bin Laden
Size: 199Kb
Score: 8/10 (humour factor)
Comment: This is just like the Barbie dress up games
that I play ( ooops ), I mean.... uhm, my sister plays. That's
right people! I have a sister, and.... her name is.... Amy.
That's right Amy. And I am NOT gay..... okay, where were we.
Oh ye, a dress up game where you get to put crap on Bin Laden
to make him look like a girl ( even though he is a girl ).
And ( hahahaha ) , ha, he's got a VAGINA. Man, funny shit.
I would have given it 10/10 but, it's not like it's difficult
to make... right? Okay fine, fine
Score: 10/10 (happy?)
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