Retarded things that Gaycube has said:

Note : Sorted from least retarded to most retarded.

1. I can get a Playstation 2 game for $1.

2. ADSL is faster than Cable.

3. I haven't got a GayCube

4. I can play DVD's on my Gay Cube ( gaycube is mini disk you retard ).

5. Kosta gets hit in bulk

6. ( Three days after Star Wars Ep. II comes out ) Star Wars Ep. II is coming out tomorrow.

7. I've got a 380GB hard drive ( what a fag ).